Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
You can't motorboat a personality
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
The adults are the big ones right?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
