Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
