O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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