even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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