Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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