Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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