Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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