Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Farmville is her only friend.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
