I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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