she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
My ass is underappreciated
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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