I'm really into asian looking animals
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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