i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i think i have herpe
just one?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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