Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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