Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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