I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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