Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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