Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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