i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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