He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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