He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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