So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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