I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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