Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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