Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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