On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
How does one acquire holy water?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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