idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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