Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
