do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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