yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
