I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Come see our sink grown plant.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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