Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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