So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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