I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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