she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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