I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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