that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I have tasted many bathrooms
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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