found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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