Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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