Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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