I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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