Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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