the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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