I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
We are two peas in an std pod
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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