Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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