You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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