was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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