so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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