I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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