the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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