My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
