Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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