Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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